The Leaf Blower 
Riverdave Owen
November 28, 2013
Two lizard friends set out to hunt
One bright autumnal day
They scramble through the fallen leaves
In search of insect prey.
But soon a noxious odor spreads
Across the forest floor
The elder lizard stops to sniff
And then shouts "motor oil!"
A monstrous whining engine sound
Is heard throughout the land
As leaves are blown and tossed about
From here to Samarkand.
A motor pack is on the back
Of one poor human serf
Who with his tube expels the leaves
And liberates his turf.
For some great patron Tamerlane
He moves as if a pawn
And dares not let one dying leaf
Offend his master's lawn.
The lizards run for cover to
A hollow white oak tree
The younger asks the elder if
Now he can make a plea.
"Would it not make just common sense
To let these leaves retire
Around the trees that give them birth
And let them so expire?"
The elder answers, "Humans now
Consider leaves as waste
And fail to grasp the simple truth
Of Nature's mulching grace."
The younger lizard looks around
Unable to digest
The folly of the human race
Then cries in deep distress,
"Oh leaf blower, please calm your roar
And grant our ears some rest
Allow these trees their provender
Their leaves to repossess!"
Photo by Riverdave: leave drop under a white oak